Stay hungry. Stay foolish. – Steve Jobs

There’s no guarantee of failure in life like happiness in high school. – David Henry Hwang

I’m not the greatest; I’m the double greatest. Not only do I knock ‘em out, I pick the round. – Mohammad Ali

Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. – Homer Simpson

He who laughs, lasts. – Mary Pettibone Poole

I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate.  – Julia Child